Our investigator does the job and compiles the following report:
Candidate 1:Is cheating on his wife - which is probably not important to his wife, as she appears to be cheating on him. He may be doing this during his working hours - it may be interfering with his work.
He has some kind of health problem we are not clear about, but it comes and goes. Could be psychosomatic.
Past acquaintances have stated that he tends to change his mind a lot. He is not consistent. Very poor at managing his funds. He has many friends, but none that are close. Has a fast temper and is slow to forgive. He is known to hold a grudge.
Candidate 2:Is not cheating on his wife, but spends far too much time talking about her or engaging in public displays of affection with her.
He may have a drinking problem.
He has trouble with authority figures and will launch attacks at his supervisors without regard to the consequences. He flip flops on plans all the time. He has few close friends, preferring the company of his family. Very poor at managing money. He has a slow temper and is very willing to forgive anyone who apologies, never learning from mistakes.
Candidate 3:Never cheated on his wife. Is consistent in everything he does. If he gives his word, he keeps his word. Is well liked by many people. Appears not only to be in good health, but promotes an awareness of good health - both physical and mental. Volunteers his time to the causes he believes in, while is very good at managing his money. He is a decorated war hero, and while it is said he can be temperamental, it is understood considering everything he has endured.
Corporation A chooses Candidate 3 based on the excellent report they got on him.
Position:World Leader
Candidate 1:Franklin Roosevelt
Candidate 2:Winston Churchill
Candidate 3:Adolf Hitler
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